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top 20 reasons

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

for fun, laughter, peace and joy only! :) (got it from one of my facebook grps)

TOP 20 REASONS TO DATE A SQUASH PLAYER
1.we have perfect technique, good rhythm, and great leg lunges
2.we're used to having bruises on our knees
3.we're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
4.after 90 seconds we're ready to go at it again
5.we don't mind getting hot and sweaty
6. we're always open to new moves & positions
7. we perform to please the crowd
8. we love an audience
9. we show off our legs
10. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves
11. we enjoy doing hard things
12. we're always on top of the ball
13.we hit from any angle
14. we're good with our hands
15. we know how to play doubles
16. we like to be on top of our game
17. we know how to take it up the middle
18. we play the court until we score
19. We can do it forehand and backhand.
20. one word..FLEXIBILITY

/EDIT/
i found one for hockey players! :P:P HAHA

TOP 20 REASONS TO DATE A HOCKEY PLAYER
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. Strong abs and tight butts
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball, soccer, basketball, and volleyball players only know how to hit balls
11. Come with many different positions
12. They will play anywhere anytime
13. They'll have you SCREAMING for more
14. They're used to pain
15. They never wanna stop
16. They enjoy an audience
17. Always has a good grip
18. They enjoy getting hot and sweaty
19. Getting banged around is part of the game
20. More people the better

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